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WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?
Seeing people fall.
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That’s what happened when you got rid of your Elmo doll. Happy?
That’s a family sized bottle of salad dressing.
Oh, dear god I hope that’s a family sized bottle of dressing.
You know your in public, right?
My roommate is a better speller, so she is going to go through and fix my fuck ups. I did this all on my phone, and I don’t give a shit. I don’t have to be grammatically correct. I’m fuckable. Is that not enough?