New post on my new blog

I moved. Please follow the link.

This made me laugh.

Read it mother fucker!

I'm moving my blog

So go here now damn it.

WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?

Seeing people fall.

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That’s what happened when you got rid of your Elmo doll. Happy?

That’s what happened when you got rid of your Elmo doll. Happy?

That’s a family sized bottle of salad dressing. 


Oh, dear god I hope that’s a family sized bottle of dressing.

That’s a family sized bottle of salad dressing.


Oh, dear god I hope that’s a family sized bottle of dressing.

You know your in public, right?

You know your in public, right?

Working on the spelling

My roommate is a better speller, so she is going to go through and fix my fuck ups. I did this all on my phone, and I don’t give a shit. I don’t have to be grammatically correct. I’m fuckable. Is that not enough?